These things catch in my brain and require comment:
Evan Longoria is the 2008 American League Rookie of the Year.
Eva Longoria is a star of ABC’s Desperate Housewives.
Keller Williams is both a real estate company based in Austin, Texas, and a singer-songwriter from Virginia.
Tucker Max is a fratboy humor author from Georgia and “Tucker Max” is also the shorthand for Tucker Maximum Security Correctional Facility in Arkansas.
None of these statistically unlikely matching sets are in any way related.