In a Parallel Universe, Part I

The first in what will likely become a series.

Here in this world, popular songs are used in commercials to sell things like cars. Often songs are re-written such that, for example, “Para Bailar La Bamba” becomes “You Could Be Driving a Honda.”

In a parallel universe, though, commercials employ poems:

so much depends
upon

a red Dodge
Ram

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chicks.