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I want to thank everyone who has sent me messages (and even a phone call from an old friend!) thanking me for my recent Facebook posts highlighting the recent takeover of U.S. government systems by an African national who does not have a Congressionally approved leadership position (you know the one). I also want to thank my conservative friends for providing me with insight into how they are rationalizing this unprecedented smash-and-grab operation disguised as an efficient effort to uncover fraud, waste, and abuse.

Only one thing is clear to me at this point in time: if the Muskovites cared about efficiency, they’d be doing the job efficiently. But they don’t, so they’re doing it as quickly as possible. That way, they can offer their insincere apologies later.

Consider this: In 1972, the president authorized G. Gordon Liddy’s operatives to break into the Watergate building. In 2025, the president authorized EIon’s operatives to break into government data systems. How are these not the same? Because the latter is much worse, by mind-boggling orders of magnitude. The main currency of the 21st century is information – your information, and the government’s.

To cope with all this, it will be helpful to think of the present day and the next few years as a slow-motion invisible blitz, because unlike the London Blitz on 1940-41, what is being destroyed are systems and organizations. Systems that monitor the weather so we can predict storms. Systems that ensure payment for Medicaid recipients. Systems that ensure planes don’t collide. Organizations that fight crime. Organizations that prevent corruption. Organizations that ensure the rich pay their taxes. Organizations that prevent pandemics and outbreaks. Organizations that pay for themselves many times over like the Parks system. Organizations that feed the desperate in other countries as a national security measure – because we are safer as a nation when desperate people are fed. Our own agribusiness depends on sending our food overseas. Local jobs are on the line. Ask yourself who benefits from all this, because it is not the American taxpayer.

So what can you do? Here are some practical steps you can take:

Call your Congressperson daily or weekly. Just make it a habit to make your voice heard. Be unrelenting.

Subscribe to news publications. If you’re not paying for it, you are the thing being sold. Internet news is an eyeball-harvesting operation. They want your eyes and they want your clicks. If you must use eyeball harvesters like CNN.com and FoxNews.com, etc., do so with caution. Personally I subscribe to magazines like The Week (strongly recommended as it’s a weekly digest that provides context from across the political spectrum), as well as The Atlantic and the New Yorker, and I subscribe digitally to the NY Times, the Wall Street Journal, Rolling Stone, and the Washington Post (yes, Bezos is a toad, but we need the journalists; nobody needs the opinion pages). If you’re a conservative, subscribe to the Wall Street Journal as well as the National Review and American Conservative, because they employ journalists and fact-checkers, not eyeball harvesters.

You have to engage. If you weren’t already, you have to become more aware of what’s going on in the world. You have to know that what is happening is part of a global pattern (Erdogan in Turkey, AfD in Germany, Bolsonaro in Brazil, Orban in Hungary). For example: when our president said Canada was a fentanyl hotspot, I immediately knew he was lying because that has not been a major news item from any outlet ever. While fentanyl is everywhere (mainly Mexico), Canada is not a major source. What the GOP loves to do is take some small incident or phenomenon and present it as a major threat – and their base doesn’t know any different because they don’t read any news; they mainly watch eyeball-harvesting news organization if they pay attention at all.

Know where you stand on immigration. Yes, we have lots of undocumented immigrants, but is that a crime? It’s actually not. Do we have tons of undocumented immigrants? We do, but are they stealing citizen jobs and taking undue benefits? No; by and large they are doing the jobs citizens don’t want to do, and they are paying taxes like the rest of us. Are some of them dangerous? Certainly, but the immigrant crime rate is absurdly low compared to the general population (as even the libertarian think tank The Cato Institute will tell you). So what do we do about it? Give them a path to citizenship because it’s what most citizens want, it’s what the immigrants deserve if they have a job and a home here, and we actually need them because the country’s birthrate is declining. Our current president exploits our citizens’ ignorance on this topic and his base uncritically believes him because humans are a trusting bunch by default.

Watch your keywords on social media. I’m not saying that you’re being watched (yet), but caution costs you nothing in the event that they decide to start watching you. Try to avoid saying certain names (I usually call him Don, which is less of a targetable keyword than his last name, and I type EIon with a capital “i” instead of lowercase “L”, or I just say “they” when posting an article because the context is clear). Also probably a good idea to obfuscate hot-button terms with numbers and special characters (rac1st, wh1te supremac1st), to avoid provoking any bots. I would bet that Facebook already has a method for identifying political leanings of users and it’s only a matter of time before we get targeted in some way. Some of my friends have reported seeing a lot of strange algorithmic behaviors in their feeds, so it’s probably already starting. Also, John Oliver has a good video worth watching on steps you can take to protect yourself.

If possible, control your content. Start a blog and talk there, and link it to Facebook. We need to decentralize the Internet again.

Share this video often. It was made by the U.S. Department of Defense in 1945 to inoculate citizens against fascist rhetoric. Our own country tried to warn us. It should have been shown in high schools for decades, but we tend to teach history as names and dates instead of actual lessons learned.

Talk about thought-terminating clichés – it’s the main right-wing weapon in our national dialogue. Under Obama they tried to make “socialism” happen as a slur, but it didn’t take, so they tried “BLM,” then it was “CRT,” now it’s “DEI” and “woke.” The fringe right even love to invoke “Marxists,” but speaking as a leftist, I can tell you that the number of actual Marxists in this country is hilariously low (just like Canadian fentanyl). Few on the right will ever try to explain what they think these terms mean, and when they try, it’s definitely not accurate to each terms’ origins. These terms mean whatever their users want them to mean, because these terms have been consciously crafted into bogeymen pejoratives. Ever since the fall of the Soviet Union, the GOP has needed a bogeyman to mobilize votes. For awhile they had al Qaeda and “the war on terror” but those have faded as a domestic concern. Now they use immigrants as a scapegoat to convince us that we’re being attacked. But this is a tactic as old as time.

“The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”

Hermann Goering at the Nuremberg Trials

It’s called “katastrophenpolitik,” a term coined by Nazi industrialist Alfred Hugenberg. The goal is to polarize public opinion with incendiary news stories, some of them entirely fabricated, to cause confusion and outrage. Hugenberg understood that if you can hollow out the political center, consensus would become impossible and democracy would collapse. Sound familiar?

Find economic methods of rebellion. If you’re an Amazon Prime subscriber, consider unsubscribing. Bezos needs to hear from you, and that’s the only line to him we have. Here is the link, as they make it hard to find. Shop local again. Your community needs you.

Be a responsible poster of facts. See my post about the 10 Social Media commandments. Even if you read something in a Facebook post from a reasonably trusted source, verify it externally.

Follow Alt National Park Service for inside updates from federal employees dealing firsthand with all this nonsense.

Advocate for nonviolence. This is important. At the first sign of violence, our present chief executive will use it as a pretext to call in the U.S. military to quell resistance. He’s dying to do it. We can’t let that happen. No more Luigis, please.

Download or print your social security statements, and any other government financial data that you have. Choose paper-on again.

Be ready to help the financially vulnerable. If you have discretionary income, be prepared to help friends make medical payments. Buy less. Unsubscribe from a streaming service. Refactor your monthly budget. Watch for where services are being disrupted and volunteer where you can. If you are financially vulnerable, do not hesitate to ask for help. We’re living through a time of great uncertainty; these are special circumstances. Setting up a GoFundMe is easy. If you need help, let me know.

Run for office. I know it sounds crazy, but if you’re an attorney or someone with even a basic grasp of political issues, or even something of a minor local celebrity, you are desperately needed. Besides, the country’s standards have never been lower. Alabama elected a football coach. Georgia elected a CrossFit trainer. The GOP does not care about qualifications, so other parties shouldn’t need to, either. This country weirdly remains a land of opportunity in many strange and unpredictable ways. Get out there.

Expect the worst. Because half the pain is being surprised. A friend of mine who has lived and worked in China provided this commentary recently:

Life in China was life in a dictatorship, but a competent one where life was getting measurably better for ordinary people at a rapid pace. It’s the opposite here – everything is going in the wrong direction, and everything is getting worse. This isn’t specific to any particular president or administration. It has been going on for a long time, we’re just at the logical conclusion.

The US isn’t really a country, it’s an economic zone. The government isn’t really a government, it’s a corporation. When you view things in that light, a private equity takeover (which is currently what is happening) makes perfect sense. But it’s not good for anyone involved except for the corporate raiders.

The rest of the world will eventually recover. I don’t think the US will. It’ll still exist in some form; after all, the former Soviet Union does. But having visited a lot of it (and being married to someone from a former Soviet republic), it’s a shadow of its former self. It’s a really special thing to be and live in a superpower – on a global scale, it’s the nation-state equivalent of being a rock star. Today, Russia is like a washed up second tier metal band from the 80s playing the Emerald Queen. And the US is on the way to becoming nothing more than its backup vocals.

The next few years are going to get ugly. Stay sane. Meet up with friends. Shop local. Attend rallies and protests. Buy local eggs and produce. Be aware of where you hold tension in your body. Meditate. The most important thing you can do in a slow-moving crisis like this is remain calm. Just remember we’re dealing with neo-fascists and their base consists of your friends and neighbors and family members who have been hypnotized by a set of low-grade conspiracy theories. Be kind to them. Slowly many of them will wake up. Remember that they are not the enemy. Be nice until it’s time to not be nice (they will let you know when that is). And remember: fascism always fails.

Thou shalt always be kind to strangers

• No stranger’s opinion of you matters. Ever.
• If a stranger’s opinion bothers you, it’s partly because you’re afraid that their opinion might be correct. But remember: fear is the mind-killer.
• The words of an untrusted stranger have never successfully challenged anyone’s biases or worldview.

Thou shalt not accept friend requests from total strangers

• Zero friends in common? Treat with suspicion.
• If you feel you must send a friend request to a stranger, you must also send a message explaining why you’d like to add them as a friend. It’s not 2002 anymore.

Thou shalt always check the source

• Just because someone you trust posted something, that doesn’t mean it’s true.
• Just because someone went to the trouble of making a meme, that doesn’t mean it’s true.
• There are trolls out there making fresh false memes every single day.
• Treat all newsworthy information as false until corroborated by a reputable, external source. Exit the social media interface and find the information yourself.
• Review the domain name and date of any article you post or read. If it’s not a reputable media outlet or institution that you’ve ever heard of, chances are good that it’s bunk.
• If you are of the belief that no sources are reputable, then good luck ever convincing anyone of anything. You should stop talking to people; you’re wasting their time and yours.

Thou shalt always read the article before commenting

• If you don’t, be prepared to miss important details and context and be judged accordingly.

Thou shalt comment with intention

• Before commenting, always ask yourself what you hope your comment will accomplish.
• Do not comment unless you are prepared to receive replies.

Thou shalt remain civil

• In any contentious exchange, usage of derogatory name-calling, all caps, or multiple exclamation points will void any credibility you may have earned, and you will forfeit the debate.
• Anyone who uses the word “cuck” forfeits all credibility.

Thou shalt not say anything on social media thou wouldnst say in public

• If you are prepared to besmirch certain groups of people, always be prepared to say it to their faces in the real world. Anything less is cowardice.
• Have a spicy opinion about Muslims, Christians, Republicans, Democrats, atheists, gays, or trans people? Go find one and tell them in person and see what happens.

Thou shalt know your biases & logical fallacies

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• List of logical fallacies
• What you see is not all there is

Thou shalt know thy adversary

• Can you be sure the person you’re engaging with is not a Russian troll? Can you be sure they are mentally stable? Are they a 9th grader? Are they a 45-year old with a 9th grade education and no pants? If you don’t know the answer, you should avoid wasting your time.
• Avoid attempting to reason people out of opinions they have not reasoned themselves into.

If you’re not paying for it, you are the thing being sold

• Social media is free because your eyeballs are being harvested and sold for ad revenue. If you want to read real news, you need to pay money to a newsgathering organization that employs fact-checkers.
• Turn off 24-hour cable news. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, Newsmax, OAN, all of it. It was a mistake. If you must read CNN.com just do it for breaking news. All analyses from these outlets are specifically designed to keep your eyeballs glued to the TV for the next word from their sponsor.
• Read an actual periodical like The Week, The Atlantic, The National Review, The American Conservative, The New Yorker, The Economist, as well as major and local newspapers. Our future depends on subscription journalism, not clicks for money.
• If you’re paying for more than one streaming service, you can afford a newspaper subscription.

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.   
    They may not mean to, but they do.   
They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
    By fools in old-style hats and coats,   
Who half the time were soppy-stern
    And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
    It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
    And don’t have any kids yourself.

Philip Larkin and Frank Zappa would’ve been fast friends. Larkin’s poem, “This Be the Verse” almost sounds as if it could’ve been lyrics on a Frank Zappa album.

If you’re a fan of Frank Zappa’s music, there’s a better than average chance you’re a fan of Frank Zappa the man. For a certain type of kid growing up in a certain set of circumstances, discovering Frank Zappa is like receiving a transmission from outer space indicating there is life on another, far more interesting planet.

As a social commentator, Frank was farsighted. He could see where our politics were heading, where the music industry was trending, where technology was leading us. He was rigorously logical and level-headed in a time of social upheaval. He was ethical in a dirty business. He knew how to get the best out of different types of musicians. And through it all he maintained a finely tuned bullsh*t detector whilst living in Hollywood, a town that runs on more sh*t than Mad Max’s Barter Town.

For all his talents and observational acumen, one thing Frank was not good at was being a parent or a husband. As his daughter, Moon, illustrates in her new memoir, “Earth to Moon,” Frank’s acute intelligence and perception did not mean that he or his wife, Gail, could be described as model parents. Frank was largely absent from his children’s lives, and he treated his wife less as a spouse and more as an administrator and sex partner (one of several). And Gail, utterly and unhealthily devoted to Frank, seemed to view parenting as another in a long series of responsibilities in the larger administration of service to Frank. To fans of Frank the man, these revelations will doubtless come as a huge disappointment, but probably not a complete shock.

To the outside observer, the Zappa children seemed to be ideal exemplars of positive, fully functional counter-culture values: they were talented, mildly eccentric, and nonconformist. They eschewed high school, got their GEDs, and led clean, drug-free lives that stood in stark contrast to so many other Hollywood kids. Maybe they even seemed like the family you wish you had. Some Zappa fans, myself included, almost felt like we knew the Zappas. We wanted to be part of their scene. How cool would it be to enter their storied House, to hang with the weird/cool kids and the high priest of the weirdos, Frank Zappa? Who wouldn’t want the inadvertent pop star Moon Unit (author of Frank’s sole chart hit), and Diva, champion knitter, as sisters? Or ace guitarist Dweezil and maniac Tom Jones impersonator Ahmet, for brothers? What a kick it would be to live in a house with resident artists like Cal Schenkel and Bruce Bickford, with occasional visits from musicians like Edward Van Halen or Steve Vai. Or so we imagined.

So it is with extreme sadness that Moon’s memoir arrives to dispel us of these kaleidoscopic notions. The Zappa family weren’t models of anything but dysfunction, it turns out. As a result of Frank’s absence, and Gail’s devotion to Frank, the children were effectively starved for attention, hugs, basic nutrition, an education, and emotional support. According to Moon, they were given zero instruction on how to become caring, mature human beings. It is despite their parenting that the Zappa kids became mostly decent people, not because of it.

Some of the particulars that Moon describes will be recognizable to many Gen X kids and their Boomer parents of a certain bent in the 1970s: the pervasive smoking, the infidelity, the abandoning of children to figure things out for themselves. Add to this the countercultural trends rampant in California in that time: the wholesale rejection of conventional moral sentiments and family norms in favor of the dubious alternatives of half-baked Eastern spirituality and homebrew witchcraft. Although Frank largely rolled his eyes at those newfangled belief systems, Gail was as enthusiastic a participant in them as any of the Manson girls were.

Speaking of Charles Manson, if Frank Zappa had wanted to become a cult leader, he could easily have done so. Throngs of devoted groupies and musicians were always in his orbit. If he had asked them to do terrible things, many would probably have complied. As it was, the Cult of Frank did exist to varying degrees. In her book, Moon describes Gail’s household priorities with Frank at the top of a pyramid, and everyone else further down somewhere. A variety of courtiers passed through the house, jockeying for attention from Frank the pharaoh – artists, musicians, groupies, celebrities, and assorted “people who do stuff that is not normal.” The children had to continually compete with everyone else in the house for their parents’ attention.

For all his countercultural milieu, though, Frank was a classic 1950s American male: a misogynistic, capitalistic master of the universe who did as he pleased, with who he pleased, without any consideration for the needs and feelings of others. He was not emotionally available to his wife or children, but he was always sexually available to his partners of choice. And Gail, for her part, suffered because of her devotion to a man incapable of being devoted to anything other than his work.

In the early days of The Cult of Frank, Gail secured her spot as A#1 amongst her many attractive lady competitors by becoming pregnant with Moon (Moon does not discuss whether Gail trapped Frank by becoming pregnant against his wishes, but Pauline Butcher’s 2011 book, “Freak Out! My Life with Frank Zappa,” left me with that impression). To his credit, Frank was self-aware enough to know that he did not want to have kids, but ultimately went along with Gail’s program. When Moon was born, Frank gave her the middle name, “Unit,” to herald the arrival of their new family unit. To the intense sadness of all parties involved, that unity never quite materialized.

Moon’s account of her childhood takes up most of the first half of the book, and she demonstrates a preternatural ability to channel the voice and thoughts of a child living through the moments in the book as they happen. Her diction and syntax become simplified, and the distance between 2024 and 1976 is erased in the process. The effect is immediate; the reader is brought right along with her. Some portions of the book are so cinematically drawn that I felt as if I were shooting footage in my head for a Cameron Crowe movie entitled, “Almost Famous.”

I wish that someone were available to provide the context behind the childhoods of Gail and Frank. To play armchair psychologist for a moment, it seems to me that Frank’s obsessive nature seems indicative of a trauma response to something that happened to him early in life, and Gail’s wholesale rejection of conventional morality and her tendency toward self-delusion and obsession points to some serious early injury to her psyche as well. With Frank so thoroughly obsessed with music to the exclusion of all else, and with Gail so thoroughly obsessed with Frank, they were united in a shared quest to avoid self-reflection.

To a general audience of non-Zappa freaks, the book serves as a valuable survival account of repeated traumas between a mother and daughter. Moon describes Gail as her “first bully,” and so the book’s contents will be familiar and cathartic for anyone who has survived a life with a narcissistic, unreliable, unbalanced, and resentful parent.

To the Zappa fans, I can’t say I recommend the book as pleasurable reading. But I would recommend it for the degree to which it provides insights into one of Frank’s favorite topics: the endless absurdity of human existence. You might not want to know this much about your heroes, but for better or worse, you will find yourself feeling much closer to the glowing center of the Zappa universe. Maybe it’s important for fans to understand Frank as the deeply flawed, all-too-earthly human he really was.

In a recent interview, Moon made an important point about living in the shadow of a legend: nothing you do is ever yours. Anything you do well is immediately ascribed to your legendary parent’s genes (we see you, Wolfgang Van Halen!). With the arrival of this book, however, Moon can at least say that she has accomplished several things that her parents never could: she has learned how to find peace, regulate and express her emotions, heal her psychological wounds, and become a caring, sensitive and supportive parent for her child – a series of feats that eluded even the legendary genius Frank Zappa.

My wife asked me, “who is the audience for this?” And I think the answer to that is, “mostly older dudes and/or musicians actively hostile to the existence and ascension of Taylor Swift.” So bear that in mind if you choose to read further.

As a father of young daughters, I knew I would inevitably be exposed to potentially carcinogenic levels of Taylor Swift. As a musician and appreciator of the science of pop music, I looked forward to the challenge of decoding her massive, unprecedented success. I couldn’t help noticing that Swift has re-written several pop-music rules, so here are some observations on what I suspect makes the Taylor Swift phenomenon so unique. Apologies in advance if this has all been covered by the pop media outlets – I don’t read them. This is really just me sorting out my own thoughts.

Observation #1: The Lyrics Come First

For most pop music these days, the groove is king. Most of the songs on the Billboard Hot 100 are dance club jams. And whether it’s hip-hop or R&B, a hot backing track is usually more important than whatever Jack Harlow or Doja Cat are actually saying – case in point, as I write this, Doja Cat is at #4 on the charts with a song that lifts its groove from 1964’s “Walk On By” by Dionne Warwick. Even Ed Sheeran has to lift from Marvin Gaye to make a hit. That’s a big part of the pop formula: make it danceable, and find something familiar that the audience can’t quite place.

But Taylor Swift’s music is not dance music, and her backing tracks aren’t the main event. Her songs aren’t undanceable per se, but they don’t strike me as the first thing any DJ would pull out of a crate. And while lyrical supremacy is the norm for most singer-songwriters, singer-songwriters tend not to become the top-selling arena act with the highest grossing concert film of all time.

For Swift and for her fans, the stories inside the lyrics are what inspire their devotion. The fans don’t show up to dance their cares away, they show up to commune with the high priestess who writes their cares into her stories. This is a big reason why the re-recordings of her albums work: because nothing in the original backing tracks was uniquely magical. The stories are what matter.

Now, I’m not naïve. I know that record companies pay Clear Channel and Cumulus to play Swift’s songs every hour. But while corporate payola might sell singles, it doesn’t always translate to ticket sales or inspire the devotion that Swift’s fans demonstrate.

Observation #2: The Lyrics Are Laser-Focused

It’s an easy gripe to say that Taylor Swift is not Joni Mitchell. Of course not. She’s not a poet presenting enigmatic symbolism for her audience to decipher. She is instead an extremely good storyteller who knows her audience intimately. Her songs are really like miniature romance novels, or short films. And she writes these stories within a very specific set of parameters. Like Stephen King, she knows what her people want, and she knows how to give it to them – but unlike so many others, she knows how to do it with total conviction.

Swift’s secret sauce is that her songs are written by a girl, for girls. But not just any girls: regular-people girls. To get at what I mean by this, I can’t quite pick out what it is she does, so much as what she doesn’t do. She doesn’t do dancefloor escapism. She doesn’t do high-stakes melodrama or exaggerated melisma. She doesn’t do self-aggrandizing braggadocio. She doesn’t sell a fantasy life. She doesn’t do materialism. She doesn’t pitch herself as a superhero badass.

My sister sent me a video of Swift at 18, being asked what she wants to be doing at age 28. Chief among her responses was to “never, ever alienate my fans, ever.” Swift said she never wants to make “my personal album – that no one can relate to but I can personally relate to.” The self-denial is interesting, especially at so young an age, but the results speak for themselves. By way of comparison, as a twentysomething, I felt like John Mayer’s first album was the story of my life; but as soon as he got famous and started writing more personal songs about being “Bigger than My Body,” or how “Something’s Missing”….he lost me.

Prioritizing the fans over herself has served Swift well, but I hope she knows that she’s now in a place where she can write intensely personal songs and her fans will still follow her anywhere. With recent songs like “Anti-Hero” I can see she’s starting to get personal – it’s a song about Taylor Swift only and no one else – and it’s done quite well for her.

Observation #3: Dudes Are Not in the Demo

Unlike most pop acts, her songs are not written by a committee, or focus-group tested for general appeal, because to do that would involve writing songs dudes would dig. Any pop songwriter is inherently attempting to appeal to the widest audience of both men and women, but in doing so they have to forego a certain amount of gender specificity. Swift refuses that compromise. I’ve consumed a lot of pop songs in my years, but I have never heard an artist write so many songs aimed at the lives of young women, to the exclusion of young hetero men.

She effectively cuts out half the market in order to go all-in on the other half, the very underrepresented half. She does this through a variety of means, but to take one example: her songs regularly mention what she’s wearing. How many men’s songs regularly reference their clothing? One devoted fan even charted the references in a Tableau data-viz. And little details like “at tea time everybody agrees” in “Anti-Hero.” How may hetero dudes born before 1997 know what “tea time” means in this context? Hint: it has nothing to do with the beverage. Swift talks to girls (and gay men) the way girls talk to each other; so little details like these would probably go right over their heads.

Observation #4: She Works Clean

Well, mostly clean. She’ll toss in some swear words and references to booze here and there, but to my ears it sounds forced, like she’s trying to keep her image from being too squeaky clean. But she would never write a song like “B*tch Better Have My Money” or “F*cked My Way Up to the Top.” (I’m not hating on those types of tunes; just noting the specific stylistic choice) With the arrival of “Vigilante Sh*t,” she’s dipping her toes a little further into that water, but it stands out from her catalog as the exception rather than the rule.

Something like 75% or more of pop songs are about sex in some way, but I can’t think of any sexual subtext or innuendo in any Swift song. On top of this, Swift doesn’t present a persona that’s untouchably cool like, say, Madonna, or world-weary like Lana Del Rey or Miley Cyrus (3 years her junior!). Even a simple tune like Elle King’s “Ex’s and Oh’s” has a line like, “they always want to come but never want to leave.” I can’t imagine Swift ever using the word “come,” with its overtones of sexual climax. She works clean. She has 9-year olds in the audience (and I’m one of their dads, so it’s something I notice and appreciate).

Observation #5: Beatlemania 2.0

When girls were driven to insanity by The Beatles writing songs about holding hands, that was revolutionary in its simplicity and specificity – boys writing chaste, romantic songs about what girls want. Today it’s a boy-band formula. With the advent of Taylor Swift, though, girls have one of their own writing chaste, romantic songs about what girls want. It’s no wonder the arenas are full of screaming girls again.

(Sure, girls are screaming for BTS, too, but will they still need BTS when they’re 34? Not to mention Swift’s fanbase is multigenerational while BTS’s is decidedly not.)

Another parallel: not since The Beatles has an artist been allowed the chance to mutate so radically every couple of albums. She’s bounded across genres – she’s done country albums, a rock album, synth pop, and whatever the hell “reputation” is (it’s not R&B, and it’s not hip-hop, but it steals just enough gestures from those genres to almost qualify).

All of this is not to say that her songs are as musically inventive as the Beatles were, but again, the backing track is not where the action is for Swift’s audience. The screaming Beatlemaniacs probably didn’t notice or care when Paul would convert a Major IV to a minor iv. It’s an unfair expectation, because Swift has never had the luxury of a John Lennon to collaborate with, to compete with, to see who can write the more interesting chord progression, or find a fancier countermelody in a vocal harmony. She doesn’t have George Martin arranging trumpet solos, and she doesn’t have George or Ringo to contribute. Sure, she has Jack Antonoff and Aaron Dessner when she wants them, but ultimately she’s driving the bus. And unlike the Beatles, she didn’t quit touring halfway through her career to become an eccentric studio wizard.

Observation #6: Swift’s Musicology

For the musicians out there: something peculiar I’ve noticed about Swift’s catalog is she mainly uses major/minor/sus chords. I’ve yet to find a standalone dominant chord or a major 7th anywhere (“Teardrops on my Guitar” has one C7/E chord, though). Plenty of minor 7ths, but no majors. I don’t know if this is just a convention of modern pop songwriting or Nashville norms, but it’s another example of things she just doesn’t do. I would love to see her follow Michelle Branch or John Mayer by throwing in some 9^th chords, dominants, major 7ths. “Lover” has some nice add9s, but that’s as adventurous as she’s gotten so far. It’s time to jazz it up, Tay.

I also notice she enjoys ping-ponging major 3rds in her verse melodies while accenting the second beat of the bar – she does it in “Ready for It” (“But if he’s a ghost, THEN I can be a phanTOM…”) and “You’re on your Own, Kid” (“SUM-mer WENT away”). It’s a nicely distinctive syncopation that approaches funkiness – but that’s about as weird as she gets. Always focused, that girl.

Lyrically she loves a good antanaclasis – one might call them puns but they’re legit double meanings. “Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes”, “so we could call it even, you could call me babe for the weekend”, “we can’t make any promises now…but you can make me a drink” and “pouring my heart out to a stranger but I didn’t pour the whiskey.” I haven’t heard this sort of thing in many pop songs, but I’m guessing it’s fairly common in Nashville songwriting, as Morgan Wallen’s “Last Night” uses it a couple of times. Of course, that song (the #1 US top digital song of 2023) has six f*cking songwriters, and not one of them is named Morgan Wallen.

She also likes to replace words in repeated lines: converting “this slope is treacherous” into “this hope is treacherous.” You don’t find a ton of interior rhyme outside of the hip-hop world, so it’s a welcome twist.

Hat tip to Reddit for some of these – there are several more here and here. Again, the devotion required of the fanbase to collect these lists of motifs and themes is something I don’t think happens with other many other pop-star fanbases.

Conclusions

Swift is the rare megastar who has done the impossible: she works clean, she doesn’t write escapist dance-club bangers, she mostly writes her own songs, she controls the material, she has grown with each album, and she’s arrived at the top of the world at age 34 (well past the Logan’s Run expiration date of today’s pop stars). I’m excited to see where she goes next. I would love to see her do more collaborations – once upon a time, she covered my hero David Mead’s song “Nashville,” and I would love her to shine her megawatt spotlight onto some of the under-the-radar Nashville songwriters out there who live in the margins. Whatever she decides to do, her fans will follow her wherever she goes. I hope she makes her own White Album, or Hejira, or Pet Sounds – a departure record that gives zero f*cks about staying in her self-imposed lane. She’s broken all the other pop rules. I hope she breaks more of her own.

“As Time Goes By: Odebolt, Iowa Centennial 1877-1977”
Printed by The Odebolt Chronicle, 1977, Page 51-52

Donald McCorkindale (Jr.), born 1842, in Killean Parish, Argyleshire, Scotland, son of Donald, Sr. and Jeanette (McNevin) McCorkindale. His father was a farmer and emigrated to America in 1865 with his family, settling in Clinton County, Iowa. In 1870 they moved to Illinois. In 1875 they came to Richland township, Sac County, Iowa, due to the fact that nearly all their children lived here. Their children were Donald; Neil; Malcolm; Mrs. Richard Shileto; Mrs. Catharine Stuart; *Angus; and John.

Donald McCorkindale (Jr.) was twenty three when he came to America in 1865. In the spring of 1874, he came to Sac County, Iowa and bought three hundred and twenty acres of land in Clinton Township for four dollars and fifty cents an acre. As early as 1885 Donald began breeding fine draft horses, having been at the time of his death, the largest livestock breeder in the county. He imported Clydesdale stallions, which cost in the thousands of dollars to import. He exhibited his horses at county fairs. He was also a breeder of purebred Aberdeen Angus cattle.

Donald McCorkindale was married in 1876 to Mary Bremmer, also a native of Scotland, daughter of James and Margaret (Kennard) Bremmer, who came to America in 1866.Children of Donald and Mary were Jennie (Mrs. John Morton): Daniel, married Anna Story; Margaret (Mrs.Will McQuiston); Mary (Mrs. Alexander Nickolson): James, married Helen Graham; Isabelle (Mrs. George Mattes); William, married Vinta Clark; and Hannah.Mr. and Mrs. Daniel McCorkindale were parents of Francis, married Margaret Hix, and Mary (Mrs. Byron Swain).Mr. and Mrs. William McCorkindale were parents of Robert and Virginia. *Angus McCorkindale married Florence Maloney, daughter of J.S. and Frances Maloney.*Children of Mr. and Mrs. Angus McCorkindale: Kate, married Dr. H.C. Pelton; Jessie; J. Donald, married Vera McCracken; Florence (Mrs. Robert Miller); William, married Lucy Foard; Dorothy (Mrs. Clark Tilden); Kenneth; and John.

Donald McCorkindale Source: Source: Sac County, Iowa, by William H. Hart B.F. Bowen and Co., Inc, Indianapolis, IN, 1914, p. 658

In Donald McCorkindale, of Clinton Township, we had a true representative of the empire builders and one who accomplished more than the ordinary man since he came into the county nearly forty years ago and purchased a tract of unbroken prairie land. His herds of cattle and droves of horses now feed over thousands of acres of Sac County land where at first it was necessary for him to be content with a few hundred acres purchased on a time contract similar to that of the other settlers in his neighborhood.

He was known far and wide as one of the largest land owners and one of the ablest financiers of the section in a decade – yet, he was just a plain farmer, shrewd and intelligent, a son of Scotland who naturally inherited the excellent traits peculiar to his forbears.

Mr. McCorkindale was born on the 14th day of the month of March 1842, in Killean parish, Argyleshire, Scotland, the son of Donald and Jeanette (McNevin) McCorkindale. His father was a farmer in the old country who emigrated to America in the year 1865 with his family and settled in Clinton County, Iowa. Here Donald, Jr., worked in a sawmill for a period of five years and in 1870 Donald, Sr., removed to White County, Illinois, and purchased a farm. He resided in White County for five years and then moved to Odebolt, Sac County, in 1875. He was doubtless influenced to make this move because of the fact that nearly all of his children were settled in Sac County near Odebolt and he wished to be near them in his remaining days. The father died in 1895. He reared five sons and two daughters, namely: Donald; Neil, deceased; Malcolm, now a resident of Nebraska; Mrs. Richard Shileto, of Alberta, Canada; Mrs. Catharine Stuart of wall Lake, Iowa; *Angus, who died in Clinton Township in June, 1912; John a rancher in Alberta, Canada, deceased in the spring of 1914.

Donald McCorkindale was twenty-three years of age when he came to America, landing in New York City in the month of June 1865. He came west and was employed in the saw mills at Clinton, Iowa, for a period of five years. He went to Illinois in 1870 and spent two years there engaged in farming in White County. In the spring of 1874 he came to Sac County and invested his savings in three hundred and twenty acres of land in Clinton Township at four dollars and fifty cents an acre. During the first two years of his residence here he boarded and then married. Several years after marriage he made his next purchase of land and continued making additions to his holdings until he had over two thousand eight hundred acres in all.

His most recent purchase was a portion of the Cook ranch, which he bought in 1909, and consisting of five hundred and sixty acres at prices ranging from one hundred and twenty-five to one hundred and thirty-five dollars an acre. As early as 1885 he began breeding fine draft horses and met with wonderful success in this venture, having been at the time of his death the largest live stock breeder in the county. On his farm are two imported Clydesdale stallions, which cost in the thousands of dollars to import; thirty-five head of fine thoroughbred draft animals which have been exhibited at the county fairs and have carried off ribbons on several occasions. He was also a breeder of Aberdeen Angus cattle and had over three hundred and fifty head of pure breds on his home far. In addition he was an extensive feeder and shipper of live stock, handling from three to five carloads annually.

Mr. McCorkindale was the owner of a total of two thousand seven hundred acres of farm lands, two thousand five hundred acres of which is in Sac county and two hundred acres in Crawford County. This land is now being farmed entirely by the sons of Mr. McCorkindale. Practically all of the land is being devoted to the live stock breeding and now is rented out except the Cook and Wall Lake lands. It is the second largest farm in the county which has been cultivated almost entirely by the owner and is at the present time the second largest farm in Sac County in the number of acres devoted to exclusive farming and live stock raising.

Mr. McCorkindale was married in October, 1876, to *Mary Bremner, also a native of Scotland, born December 10, 1856, a daughter of James and Margaret (Kennard) Bremner, who emigrated to America from Scotland in 1866 and settled in Cedar County for seven years and then came to Crawford County in 1873, where both lie buried.

The following children have been born to Mr. And Mrs. McCorkindale: Mrs. Jennie Morton, of Alberta, Canada; Daniel, on one of the home farms; Mrs. Margaret McQuistin, of Nebraska; Mrs. Mary Nicholson, of Jefferson, Dakota; James, at home; Isabel, William and Anna, at home with their parents.

Mr. McCorkindale was an independent in politics and had definite and pronounced views on matters affecting the government of the people. He usually voted for the man who seemed best fitted for the office than for the representative of any political party. He and the members of his family have naturally espoused the religion of their forbears and were members of the Presbyterian church of Odebolt. His devoted and competent wife, who has been a wise and careful mother to her children, is still hale, hearty and intelligent, despite her advanced age. It might well be said of them that they were not old excepting in years. The home is a comfortable and hospitable one and, despite the tendency of the times for the farmer to retire to a life of ease and comfort in the towns, they preferred to remain on the farm, Donald desiring to be near the farm work and his fine live stock, and the mother desiring to care for and look after the welfare of her sons.

Donald McCorkindale passed away Monday night, May 18, 1914, at about ten-thirty o’clock before medical aid could be summoned. On the Sunday preceding he had attended church, as was his custom, and had appeared to be in the best of health. The funeral services were held on the Thursday following, May 21st, from the Odebolt Presbyterian Church in the presence of a large concourse of relatives and friends. Rev. Robert McInturff officiated at the ceremony. Burial followed in the Odebolt cemetery. Rendition of the services with song and discourse was beautiful and impressive and in keeping with the character of the deceased.

We found this in Grampa Bob’s stuff. Just some random things he wrote down once upon a time:

For folks looking for more information on Des Moines architect Norman T. Vorse, we’ve preserved Kent Carlson’s website on this server. The Vorse and McCorkindale family were united via the marriage of Molly Vorse Todd and Rob McCorkindale.

EDINBURGH, Scotland — Scottish poet Robert Burns gave the English-speaking world some of its most famous sayings and sentiments, including the New Year’s favorite “Auld Lang Syne.”

Now, on the 250th anniversary of his birth, the government hopes worldwide interest in the poet will create a tourism boom. As part of the celebration, the tourism industry has launched Homecoming Scotland 2009 to attract visitors with Scottish roots from around the world, as well as those who are just curious. The schedule of some 300 events includes a huge gathering of the clans in Edinburgh in July.

Burns’ political radicalism, romantic verse and use of the Scots dialect have made him a heroic figure to many Scots.

“Burns is the inspiration behind our yearlong celebration of some of Scotland’s great contributions to the world: golf, whisky, great minds and innovations, our rich culture, wonderful heritage and of course, Robert Burns himself,” said tourism minister Jim Mather.

The Scottish diaspora dwarfs Scotland’s population of just over 5 million. More than 4.8 million Americans reported Scottish ancestry in the 2000 census, and more than 4 million Canadians also claim Scottish roots.

I always admired “Wired” as a name for a magazine dedicated to tech nerds of all stripes, because of the slight double meaning: anyone who’s up on technology and enthusiastic about the latest greatest developments therein is probably someone who is plugged in, electrified and…caffeinated. As usual, Mark Morford says it better than I in his recent column, “Let’s All Get ADD!”

Speaking of caffeine, have I ranted lately about 20 oz. sodas? The 12 oz. can of soda is an endangered species these days at convenience stores and vending machines as companies have realized they can stick it to us by selling us more beverage than we need for twice the price. It’s absolutely insidious. They know we want caffeine and that we’ve probably got a dollar, but nevermind the fact that 20 oz. is more than any human needs to consume in one sitting. Yet this is the only choice kids have in schools and recreation centers across America. And at convenience stores the cans, if they’re there, are usually at the very top where kids can’t reach them. Is it any wonder we’re a nation of fatsos? I actually feel like starting some kind of petition but what a crappy cause to take up when there’s so much else to worry about in the world – we have too much sugar! Too much sweet beveragey goodness! Oh the humanity! Damn youse corporations for forcing my cup to runneth over with bubbly deliciousness! How do you sleep at night?!

I say all this while maintaining my position that Coke® remains perhaps the single greatest beverage man has yet devised for all ages to consume. I limit myself to no more than one can a day [1], but these companies are making it so difficult. Perhaps they’ll get regulated a la the tobacco industry someday? I scoff at the libertarians and conservatives who say that unregulated business will spontaneously regulate themselves into market balance – The Coca-Cola Company being the perfect example of a sneaky corporation that seduces us almost subconsciously into paying more for what we don’t need.

1.) Except in cases where I’ve been to the movies and have no other choice but to purchase the rural-water-tower-size cup.