21 years ago this week, Coca-Cola introduced New Coke. It burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp, but might I suggest something to the good people at Lay’s Potato Chips? A slight name change for better, more accurate marketing:
New Crack™
Seriously, Wesley Snipes could start a New Jack City empire on this sh*t. And apparently, for those who may live in the uncivilized wilds of Saskatchewan or Newton County, you can buy it on Amazon.
Does this rival “Pirate’s Booty” in it’s addictive quality?
I think that it is a scientific fact that kettles make everything taste better.
For me, it surpasses pirate’s booty.